J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

J. R. "Bob" Dobbs is the putative figurehead of the parody religion the Church of the SubGenius.

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"I choose to believe in an afterlife only because it is too horrible to believe that such a cool stud as myself could be allowed to disappear from the universe."

— J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

#life

life

"The Hour of Slack — The radio show hosted by Rev. Ivan Stang"

— J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

#time

time

"Eternal Salvation — Or TRIPLE your money back!"

— J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

#time

time

"If humor is based on the misfortune of others, then I suppose you might call me the greatest comedian of all time."

— J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

#time

time

"I'd rather be lucky than good any day."

— J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

#time

time

"Do What Keepeth Thou from Wilting Shall Be the Loophole of The Law."

— J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

#justice

justice

"Just because some jackass is an atheist doesn't mean that his prophets and gods are any less false."

— J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

#justice

justice

"Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the HELL out of it!"

— J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

#justice

justice

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