Jim Goad

"The City of Angels. In all the years I've lived here, I haven't seen one fucking angel."

"Life grows short. Have you done everything you wanted to do, or have you played it safe?"

"I never wanted an easy life."

"Crank is to coffee what sexual homicide is to a goodnight kiss."

"This is the real thing, brains lying on the ground, and the spectators love it."

"Now I know why women have a hole between their legs. That's where they hide all their problems."

"Jesus is dead. Moses is dead. Mohammed is dead. Buddha, deceased. Every one of these know-it-alls has turned to dust. That should be enough commentary on whether they were the final word on anything."

"Every black guy who was in my cell said he respected nazis and no one else because they presume everyone is tribal and everyone is a racist. They know where they stand with the nazis. They're not goin…"