Jay London vs. Ozzy Osbourne
Side-by-side comparison of two thinkers
Jay London
1966 – present
Jay London is an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared, his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans.
"I dated a partially nude model, and she did a half-assed job."
Ozzy Osbourne
1948 – 2025
John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne was an English singer, songwriter, and media personality. Dubbed the "Prince of Darkness", he is widely credited as a pioneer of heavy metal music. He co-founded the band Black Sabbath in 1968, and rose to prominence in the 1970s as their lead vocalist.
"Anyone that beats fucking skins for a living has got to be somewhat weird."