Talent Agent

🇺🇸Tila Tequila

Music

b. 1981

"AMERICA IS FALLING AT THE MOMENT YET I DO NOT SEE ANYONE IN OFFICE *AHEM* THAT IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE LIKE HITLER WAS WILLING TO SAVE THE GERMAN PEOPLE!"

🇬🇧Andrew Loog Oldham

Music

b. 1944

"Ingels: If the Beatles are the Christ, you're the Anti-Christ."

🇬🇧Lew Grade

Business

1906–1998

"Marriage was the best business deal I ever made. After that, Jesus of Nazareth and The Muppets."

🇦🇺Harold Holt

Politics

1886–1953

"One mistake and you're gone. You just don't make that mistake. With time one's skill increases and one learns hunting tricks. With greater knowledge the dangers diminish. It is wonderful to be free, alone down there."

🇺🇸Lew Wasserman

Business

1913–2002

"No interviews. No panels. No speeches. No comments," he ordered his agents. "Stay out of the spotlight. It fades your suit."