"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

— Mitch Hedberg

"The careers of Maldini and that of John Terry are very close in comparison. Like Maldini at AC Milan, Terry was born in this club. Like Mald…"

— John Terry

"Jack stood up as he said this, the bloodied knife in his hand. The two boys faced each other. There was the brilliant world of hunting, tact…"

— William Golding

"We came to enjoy; we are being enjoyed. We came to rule; we are being ruled. We came to work; we are being worked. All the time, we find tha…"

— Swami Vivekananda

"The chief requirement of the good life... is to live without any image of oneself."

— Iris Murdoch