"Everything in German sounds like a war crime. And everything in Austrian German sounds like a war crime served with whipped cream."
About Johannes Grenzfurthner
Johannes Grenzfurthner is an Austrian artist, filmmaker, writer, actor, curator, theatre director, performer and lecturer. Grenzfurthner is the founder, conceiver and artistic director of monochrom, an international art and theory group and film production company. Most of his artworks are labeled monochrom.
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