"I really think an honest minimum is five years between . That would be a really honest-- and workin' hard!"

— Jerry Seinfeld

"Appearances are not held to be a clue to the truth," said his cousin. "But we seem to have no other."

— Ivy Compton-Burnett

"Nicholas Soames: "Is it true, grandpapa, that you are the greatest man in the world?" Churchill: "Yes I am. Now bugger off."

— Winston Churchill

"In Chinese, honesty is the figure of a man standing, physically standing, beside his work. That means honesty: a man stands by his work. Two…"

— Marshall McLuhan

"There is nothing perfectly true for man; I mean in human opinions. Just like there is nothing perfectly round."

— Joseph Joubert