"You know who Carrot-Top should be married to in a movie? Gallagher."

"I was a local government official before I became minister of transportation and communications, and I know how people feel. The most important thing about government policy is that it must be down-to…"

"For many millions of Christians, Easter is a time to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. Others may celebrate the arrival of spring and the promise of new life. Whatever one’s beliefs, after s…"

"Gradually hostile forces seemed to gather around me. I seemed to be obsessed by invisible beings who incited me to leave the country, insinuating that I should be able to advance no farther, either in…"

"What is, however, expected of intellect is that it should show a most proper way to achieve its end, be it the hunting of a beast, inventing of an instrument, laying down the foundations of a new syst…"