"In his idle hours, Heusler sometimes amused himself by trying to conceive of a crime a mortal man could commit that was more monstrous than making a goddess fall in love with him. He had never succeeded."

“Zombies are soulless creatures, and being soulless has been empirically proven to result in an unpleasant disposition.”

“Emily stared into the middle distance, trying to ignore the fact that the men were looking at her like a cupcake on a plate.”

“In New Bethel, we take the word serious. We whip whores, we hang thieves, and we burn sorcerers.”

““Ever mind the Rule of Three...Three times what thou givest returns to thee.”

“Nothing is ever what you want it to be. The harder you grab for it, the more deeply it cuts. And it mocks you for being foolish enough to reach for it at all. You come to fear touching anything at all, because you know that if you do, it will become terrible.”

“Emily pounded on the door, assuming it would do no good, but finding the act of pounding very satisfying indeed.”