"Neurotics are sure that no one understands them, and they wouldn't have it any other way."

"Corruption is the enemy of development. It must be got rid of. Both the government and the people at large …"

"If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer."

"You see fourteen kinds of birds, and you conclude that birds and bananas are related? That's stupid! You sh…"

"Christian Thielemann: "I find this woman fascinating. Not just musically... I’d like to get to know Madonna…"

"I know of no privileged class of society, and I do not know an esquire has any privileges a yeoman has not."

"I know you're not a stupid person, so why would you ask such a stunningly stupid question?"