"Today's debate: Is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge."

“With a simple shave of the razor Steve-O easily disguises himself in fooling the whale shark in thinking he's a harmless young boy.”

“From my experiments with sexiness, seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts and instead of fighting they'll want to make love to me.”

“When he's asleep, I wish he was awake, when he is”

“I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.”

“That was intense. REALLY intense. Well, not really intense. But pretty intense.”

“Pedal faster! Come on, there are crocodiles in this water and I hear they'll eat anything - even plastic!”