"Sometimes when I'm flying over the Alps I think, 'that's like all the cocaine I sniffed."

“Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived.”

“Chefs aren't celebrities: they're chefs.”

“Elton John's official website”

“There just aren't many people in the world with balls that big and talent that awesome.”

“People should be very free with sex, but they should draw the line at goats.”

“They're not "normal" songs. None of her songs have been "normal." She's just who she is, she's unique. She's — a mystery. She's the most beautiful mystery. … Let me tell you a story: when I had my civil partnership, nine years ago, in 2005, and Kate — we invited Kate, we didn't think she'd come but she came, she came with her husband Danny, and there were a lot of very famous people in that room, there were like 600 people — and all anybody wanted to meet was Kate Bush. I mean, musician, anybody — they couldn't believe Kate Bush was there. She's kind of an enigma.”