"He went down to Portsmouth once, to visit the Mary Rose, and was surprised to learn that it had sunk. Thats how old he is!"

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“You know, he burned his first ever pair of shoes, because when he was a kid, the Earth was still hot. Thats how old he is!”

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“You know, he cries every time he sees a fossil, because he remembers it when it was running around. Thats how old he is!”

“I've got a sister in Australia, so when I phone her up there is a slight delay on the line after I've spoken because she's a bit thick.”

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