"it is absolutely a full time job, dealing with this Shit. i'm talking True full time, 24 hours. Listening to the perverts scream at me in the instant dm box while I'm trying to cobble together a coherent post. Standing on thje median strip at a busy intersection, next to the guy with a 20% off mattress sign, failing to shill copies of my Horrible book. Waking up screaming from Night terrors involving complete strangers accusing me of "Selling OUt." There is no clocking out. The clock is a part of me, it's always inside of me, and I'm fucked."

“go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse”

“theres a popular nursery rhyme in which the singer claims to be a teapot. this, for many children, is their first experience with "Trolling”

“Im the only man here who injects himself with a CIA Grade Truth Serum before each and every post i make. Remember only that”

“turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right”

“You may have heard of a character from the batman movies, called the Joker. The joker just lives a normal life like you or me, going to the grocery store, and the office or what have you. But WHen the joker puts his mask on, he becomes the joker, and he mercilessly goes out there and gets Paid. Thats what I try to do in my life and the way I live life, and I do do it every day, and it is the essence of understanding my pain.”

“user named " beavis_sinatra " has been terrorizing me since 2004, by sending me pictures of cups that are too close to the edge of the table”