"SubGenius Videos, Including clips from arise! on Google video"

"You ever see guys with nothing on their desk? They always fail. I don't know what it is. I've seen it for y…"

"A paranoid man is a man who knows a little about what's going on."

"It is not easy to characterize Sitting Bull, of all Sioux chiefs most generally known to the American peopl…"

"If we cannot "practice the presence of God," it is something to practice the absence of God, to become incr…"

"Most Canadians don't understand the House of Commons. They turn on their televisions, see us yelling at one…"

"Women! Women! Who can understand them? Their smiles contradict their glances, their words promise and allur…"