"Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python."

“It's so funny that people think I actually ran for President. I am maybe the most un-political person you're ever going to meet. When I put "Elected" out, it was definitely a satire ... "Alice Cooper for President" ... when everybody realized I was running against Nixon, you known, even on a joke level, I think I got a lot of write-in votes.”

“The minute you step onstage, you get eight feet taller”

“I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife. ... That's one thing guys don't understand. This is something that you would be very surprised that I understand, is that men are microwaves and women are pressure cookers. Men want sex, bang; women like romance. Guys, learn how to romance.”

“Photos from Alice Cooper's shows at his daughter Calico Cooper's website”

“If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.”

“Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.”