"Bob Hope: Put your head back through there, or I'll start handing out baseballs to the audience."
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"Is there any God, any justice, is there either good or evil? None, none, none, none! There is nothing but a pitiless destiny which broods over the human race, iniquitous and blind, distributing joy an…"
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