"I am so ready. Let’s get it on. Prepare to die cocksucker."

“Yeah, I live a pretty Machiavellian life, and I'm a sceptic. I tend to believe the worst of people because I understand human nature. Human nature has never changed. That's why one of Stone's rules is that hate is a stronger motivator than love.”

“Admit nothing, deny everything, launch counterattack.”

“The only thing worse in politics than being wrong is being boring, as Dick Nixon would say.”

“After the Reform Party cost the Republicans the White House in '92, again in '96... Yeah, I may have played some role in derailing them as a party.”

“I'm going to take that dog away from you. Not a fucking thing you can do about it either, because you are a weak, broke, piece of shit.”

“The point that the Democrats missed was that the people who weren’t rich wanted to be rich.”