"“I am not very clever about Americanisms — and I understand they change very quickly."

"I understand everybody in this country doesn't agree with the decisions I've made. And I made some tough de…"

"Strange that I came with nothing into the world, and now go away with this stupendous caravan of sin! ... W…"

"In our study of psychopathology, we began as sadists trying to produce abnormality. Today, we are psychiatr…"

"All of this did not take long, because when I argue with myself I always have the uncomfortable knowledge t…"

"You know when something feels so good but you're afraid to feel good about it? So you kinda hold back? Ever…"

"And I know many of you are looking for Sarah Palin's new book, it is a bitch to find. Good luck. I found it…"