George W. Bush vs. Rowan Atkinson

"I thought the Iraqis were Muslims."

"I'm for an immigration policy that's welcoming."

"This is something the world should know about. Some have tried to pose a choice between American ideals and American interests — between who we are and how w…"

"Iran aggressively pursues these weapons and exports terror, while an unelected few repress the Iranian people's hope for freedom."

"Secondly, you are blessed to live in the greatest Nation – ever. Here you can strive and succeed as far as you dare to dream. It says something about our cou…"

"Everywhere that freedom stirs, let tyrants fear."

"We will make no distinction between the terrorists who committed these acts and those who harbour them."

"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or he…"

"Thank you. Thank you very much. President Turner, thanks. Members of the Board of Trustees, Provost Ludden, faculty, staff, distinguished guests, parents, an…"

"I understand not everybody agrees with the decisions I've made, but that's not unique to Central or South America. Truth of the matter is, there's people who…"

"Lacking the military strength to challenge us directly, the terrorists have chosen the weapon of fear. When they murder children at a school in Beslan or blo…"

"Iraq's talented people, rich culture, and tremendous potential have been hijacked by Saddam Hussein. His brutal regime has reduced a country with a long and …"

"Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward, and freedom will be defended."

"Jazz, often called America's classical music, so influenced our culture that Americans named a decade after it. Like the country of its birth, jazz blends ma…"

"You have lifted a shadow of fear for many families. God bless you and may God bless the victims."

"In the defense of our nation, a president must be a clear-eyed realist. There are limits to the smiles and scowls of diplomacy. Armies and missiles are not s…"

"My call tonight is for every American to commit at least two years — 4,000 hours over the rest of your lifetime, to the service of your neighbors and your na…"

"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."

"The state can do what they want to do. Don't try to trap me in this state's issue like you're trying to get me into."

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."