Zlatan Ibrahimović

"I score a lot of goals that are hard to replicate. I don't think that you can score as spectacular a goal as those of Zlatan in a video game - even though these games are very realistic these days."

"They just come, I promise. It is nothing that I plan."

"I'm not used to winning nothing – it's the first time it's happened to me. I'm disappointed. It's a failure."

"During the World Cup in 2002 I was voted Man of the Match three times in Sweden, even though I hadn't played. The people love me."

"I'm only warming up. I had a fantastic season, I proved age is just a number, Everything is in your head. Whatever you want to do you will do it. It's a master mind game. If I want to make it I'll mak…"

"I'm number one. I really feel that way. If you think you are the second it's the end. The fact that I have never won the Ballon d'Or and FIFA World Player doesn't mean that I cannot be number one."

"It's not a difficult choice, I know what I want. The future is already written. I have made my choice."

"Give them a bicycle with my autograph and that will be enough."