Robert Jordan

"You have made a place in my heart where I thought there was no room for anything else. You have made flowers grow where I cultivated dust and stones. Remember this, on this journey you insist on makin…"

"Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three."

"The best way to apologize to a man is to trip him in a secluded part of the garden."

"You break your neck, and I’ll see it mended just so I can break it again."

"The leaf lives its appointed time, and does not struggle against the wind that carries it away. The leaf does no harm, and finally falls to nourish new leaves. So it should be with all men. And women."

"The only man completely at peace is a man without a navel."

"You'll use it , boy, and as long as you hate using it, you would use it more wisely than most men would. Wait. If ever you don't hate it any longer, then will be the time to throw it as far as you can…"

"A jealous wife is like a hornets’ nest in your mattress."