Pricasso

"I started doing paintings of landscapes in private and wanted to show people what I could do, and to really do that, I needed to do portraits, so I started practising."

"Pricasso, who has been painting with his penis for six years, said painting with his penis could be painful, but he had resorted to making his own non-toxic, washable paint."

"What had sounded like a great idea in the newsroom, ended up being the longest and most embarrassing moment of my life. Cameras clicked away and Pricasso kept rubbing his bum with colours of purple, p…"

"Fox Business bigwigs are said to be perturbed by a very special guest on the fledgling biz channel the other night - Pricasso, the world's greatest penile artist. That's right, he paints portraits wit…"

"Pricasso had a long line of people waiting to pay him to paint with his penis. The former builder said he had always been talented at drawing but five years ago came up with the idea of creating art w…"

"I always saw people painting with their arms and feet and I didn't understand why anyone didn't paint with their penis."

"There are millions of artists around the world, but only one who paints with this particular appendage."

"Painted using my penis instead of a brush. A short video of that performance will be sold with the painting."