Dril

"The Godfather: Part Iraq" In this 4th installment of the Godfather series, the godfathers head to iraq to settle the score, of 9/11."

"i lvoe and cherish all of the girls of this site, and other websites. you all become my wife more and more with each passing day. Thank you"

"it is absolutely a full time job, dealing with this Shit. i'm talking True full time, 24 hours. Listening to the perverts scream at me in the instant dm box while I'm trying to cobble together a coher…"

"look, im not saying that martin luther king jr was a gamer. that would be ludicrous. im simply saying that if games had existed at the time,"

"they are going to start calling the damn gas prices "Gasp prices" because thats what i do when i see then"

"another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it"

"drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,"

"Twitter, as I understand it, is a sort of "Hell" that I was banished to upon death in my previous life. In this abstract realm, the only thing I am certain of is that my cries are awarded "Favs" or "R…"