Kingsley Amis

"Friendship includes charity. But there's no charity in sex."

"I was a shit when I met you. I still am in lots of ways. But because of you I've had to give up trying to be a dedicated, full-time shit. I couldn't make it, hadn't the strength of character. Which is…"

"A great British prime minister once remarked that the people were divided into two nations, the rich and the poor, and in effect that these had no knowledge of each other. One might say the same, perh…"

"He was short on the one attribute certain to meet the immediate respect of the rich — i.e. being rich — and must therefore obtrude deterrents against being buggered about."

"I told myself that I could soon start to relish the state of being alone , only to find as usual that I was stuck with myself. Two's company, which is bad enough in all conscience, but one's a crowd."

"We should be wrong to demand that a critic must stay on the point all the time; it is enough if he remains in orbit around it."

"It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children."

"While he was climbing the litter-strewn steps his left ball gave a sharp twinge, on and off like a light-switch, then again after he had sat down. Nothing. Just one of the aches and pains that come an…"