Richard Summerbell

"Erotica: the depiction of naked men. Depictions of naked women are far less innocent and are known as "pornography."

"Deviant : A person who wanders from the One True Path and is caught urinating somewhere in the midst of the unthinkable. A person taking any exit ramp off the freeway of self-righteousness."

"The faith that education would destroy intolerance is false. It may be partly true, but people find that intolerance is fun."

"Relationship : Liaison usually involving two people and their dirty dishes."

"Butch : Macho with a purse."

"Immoral : Obsolete expression meaning "politically incorrect."

"Unnatural act : Any everyday act not equally typical of cattle, sheep, and horses. Singing, smoking, and various heterosexual and homosexual acts are included."

"Right wing : As with the left wing, half the propulsive force of a flightless bird."