"I always think I should get on it if I want to have kids. Because once you hit thirty it can be difficult to conceive — it can be dangerous.…"

— Sarah Silverman

"The Lord took twice the time making thee, Alvin Smith, cause it took that long to put the mischief in."

— Orson Scott Card

"That's what it's like when people have crawled very high up in a tree, then they sometimes need help to get down with ladders and ropes and …"

— Anders Fogh Rasmussen

"The two of us haven't seen each other for a year now, and when we saw each other we bowed in front of each other. This very idea of bowing —…"

— Ivan Illich

"..since our past is the greatest in the world and thus all the more dangerous for our life!.. .We must smash, demolish and destroy our tradi…"

— Umberto Boccioni