"I always think I should get on it if I want to have kids. Because once you hit thirty it can be difficult to conceive — it can be dangerous. The best time to conceive is when you're a black teenager."

Sarah Silverman Entertainment See all quotes by Sarah Silverman →

React to this quote

More by Sarah Silverman

“The Holocaust would never have happened if black people lived in Germany in the 1930s and 40s … well, it wouldn't have happened to Jews.”

“I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.”

“Wow! She is amazing. She is 25 years old and she's already accomplished everything she's going to accomplish in her life. It's mind blowing … have you seen Britney's kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see! They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of!”

“I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.”

“I saw my father's penis once. But it was okay, because I was soooo young … and sooo drunk.”

“This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.”

Resonant Thoughts

"Yesterday was the first time I cried for joy . Seeing the news clearly display our images and our slogans about defunding police, I was moved to see the people got the message. Because for far too lon…"

— Opal Tometi

Entertainment

#time

"Finding happiness should not be seen as finding a needle in a haystack. Happiness is within. Each day is a blessing that brings an abundance of happiness. Therefore, finding happiness should be like f…"

— Steve Maraboli

Literature1975

#time

"Tonight, we've reached a milestone in our nation's march toward a more perfect union: the first time that a major party has nominated a woman for President. Standing here as my mother's daughter, and …"

— Hillary Clinton

Politics1947

#time

"On June 20, 2009, twenty-six-year-old Neda Agha-Soltan was shot to death in Iran while participating in a peaceful demonstration in Tehran. Her death became a “galvanizing symbol, both within Iran and…"

— Edward S. Herman

Economics1925–2017

#time