Sarah Silverman

"Questions for Sarah Silverman" in The New York Times Magazine"

"I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin."

"I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?"

"I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse."

"On the law that requires women to wait twenty-four hours before they are permitted to have an abortion: I think it's a good law. The other day I wanted to go get an abortion. I really wanted an aborti…"

"What I've Learned" interview with boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel for Esquire magazine ."

"Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know … because, at the end of the day, they're both gross. But mostly, I learned that elderly black women are wise beyond their ye…"

"I always think I should get on it if I want to have kids. Because once you hit thirty it can be difficult to conceive — it can be dangerous. The best time to conceive is when you're a black teenager."