Woody Allen on Humor
Browse 6 quotations attributed to Woody Allen, catalogued under humor, with dates where available.
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Attributed to Woody Allen, entry #132034: "She quarreled with the nanny and accused her of brushing Misha's teeth sideways rather than up and down."
Attributed to Woody Allen, entry #5551: "There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
6 Quotes by Woody Allen on Humor
"She quarreled with the nanny and accused her of brushing Misha's teeth sideways rather than up and down."
"There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
"A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said "no."
"With that, he scribbled in an additional ninety thousand dollars on the estimate, which had waxed to the girth of the Talmud while rivaling it in possible interpretations."
"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
"I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss."