Woody Allen on Family
Browse 8 quotations attributed to Woody Allen, catalogued under family, with dates where available.
This page displays 8 quotations attributed to Woody Allen and filed under "family" in QuoteLineage. The selection is ordered by stored importance and quality scores, not citation counts. A topic label describes how an entry is catalogued; it does not establish the theme's importance in the author's work.
Attributed to Woody Allen, entry #5258: "When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
Attributed to Woody Allen, entry #25107: "One good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate."
8 Quotes by Woody Allen on Family
"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
"One good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate."
"My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats."
"My wife and I pondered for a while whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have."
"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."
"Hey listen — I've proved a lot of things. That's how I pay my rent. Theories and little observations. A puckish remark now and then. Occasional maxims. It beats picking olives, but let's not get carried away."
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"A fine example of a demonstration was the Boston Tea Party, where outraged Americans disguised as Indians dumped British tea into the harbor. Later, Indians disguised as outraged Americans dumped actual British into the harbor. Following that, the British disguised as tea, dumped each other into the harbor. Finally, German mercenaries clad only in costumes from The Trojan Women leapt into the harbor for no apparent reason."