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Thinkers
60 foundMike Tyson
1966
80 quotes
Heath Ledger
1979 – 2008
42 quotes
Jerry Seinfeld
1954
340 quotes

Margaret Cho
1968
190 quotes
Woody Allen
1935
180 quotes

Dylan Moran
1971
157 quotes
George Carlin
1937 – 2008
147 quotes
Karl Pilkington
1972
145 quotes
Mitch Hedberg
1968 – 2005
143 quotes
Russell Brand
1975
134 quotes
Lewis Black
1948
105 quotes
Chris Rock
1965
105 quotes
Bill Maher
1946
102 quotes
Bruce Lee
1940 – 1973
101 quotes
Kathy Griffin
1960
94 quotes
Jon Stewart
1989
84 quotes
Walt Disney
1901 – 1966
78 quotes

Naomi Klein
1970
78 quotes
Bill Bailey
1965
74 quotes
Ron White
1956 – 2006
73 quotes
Shahrukh Khan
1995
70 quotes
Robin Williams
1951 – 2014
69 quotes
David Sedaris
1956
66 quotes
Rajinikanth
1950
62 quotes
Louis C.K.
1967
62 quotes
Craig Ferguson
1962 – 2014
61 quotes
Jennifer Beals
1963
61 quotes

Doug Stanhope
1967
60 quotes

John Carroll
1906 – 1979
57 quotes

Ingmar Bergman
1918 – 2007
54 quotes
Mr. T
1952
53 quotes

Mukesh Ambani
1957
52 quotes
Stephen Fry
1957
51 quotes
Peter Ustinov
1921 – 2004
51 quotes
George Müller
50 quotes
Bill Engvall
1957
49 quotes
Vivek Agnihotri
1973
49 quotes
Werner Herzog
1962
49 quotes

Irene Dunne
1898 – 1990
49 quotes

Dave Attell
1965
47 quotes
Jay London
1966
47 quotes
Andrei Tarkovsky
1932 – 1986
46 quotes
Christopher Titus
1964
46 quotes
Johannes Grenzfurthner
1975
46 quotes
Henrik Ibsen
46 quotes
Kamal Haasan
1954
45 quotes
Tina Fey
1970
45 quotes
Klaus Kinski
1926 – 1991
44 quotes
David Lynch
1970 – 2011
43 quotes
Penn Jillette
1955
43 quotes

Edie Sedgwick
1943 – 1971
43 quotes
Mel Brooks
1926
43 quotes

Peter Cook
1937 – 1995
42 quotes
Eddie Izzard
42 quotes
Oprah Winfrey
1954
42 quotes

Larry the Cable Guy
1963
42 quotes
Michelangelo Antonioni
1912 – 2007
42 quotes
Richard Burton
1925 – 1984
41 quotes
Charlie Sheen
1965
41 quotes
David Cross
1964
41 quotes
Quotes
60 found"Challenges make you discover things about yourself you never really knew. They are what make the instrument stretch what make you go beyond the norm"
"Russell Markert, Lela Rogers, Ed Sedgwick - these were but a few of the experienced theater people who generously gave me a boost. I have a theory about the assists we get in life. Only rarely can we …"
"Bacall: I'm a total Democrat. I'm anti-Republican. And it's only fair that you know it. Even though..."
"I threw big cowardly Hall on his belly I straddled him and rooted both spurs onto his thighs he roared like a big calf attacked by dogs ... I used to trip him and let him take a mouth ful of dust now …"
"The aphorism "as a man thinketh in his heart so is he" contains the secret of life."
"The British people realise that they are fighting for the hegemony of the Empire. If necessary we shall continue the war single-handed."
"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes—and six months later you have to start all over again."
"To hear her voice, to see the tenderness in her eyes, is to know but a hint of her radiant beauty, enormous generosity, and the greatness of her soul. Behind her regality lay an extremely sensitive wo…"
"People had a habit of looking at me as if I were some kind of mirror instead of a person. They didn't see me, they saw their own lewd thoughts, then they white-masked themselves by calling me the lewd…"
"The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends."