"Spokesmen for the right wing of the Republican Party are tying to associate the Democrats with a so-called feminist agenda...that causes women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. Heavy schedule."

“Rita! Get my smelling salts! Ma, you used them up when you discovered that repeal of the estate tax benefits only the very, very rich.”

“If women want time off to bear children, they can't expect to be treated as equals. Okay, give men time off to bear children.”

“...Men lose their sense of humor as they get older...their brains shrink...So men will be getting grumpier, just as we're getting... Shorter.”

“The investment firm of Smith Barney: they make money the old-fashioned way--they earn it. Right. The rest of us pick it off trees in the backyard.”

“Most normal people would agree that pizza is nature's perfect food, right?”

“For feminine protection, every day use a hand grenade.”