"It’s perfect, isn’t it? It just goes to show that everything I’ve ever said about religion is true. The sky’s the limit when it comes to religious stupidity. Here we have a race of alien invaders, and the evangelical true believers are flocking here to get taken over."

“The space of our universe is the hypersurface of a vast expanding hypersphere.”

“I had formed a vague idea that the sex sphere was a hypersphere extending into the fourth dimension. Which meant that if the sphere's giant cunt swallowed me I could end up somewhere very . . . different.”

“The surest way to be unhappy is try to be happy all the time.”

“Anyone who’d volunteer for alien domination doesn’t really deserve to have his or her freedom.”

“Don't you think women would like a man's head that always listens to them and agrees?”

“The government had recently repealed all speed limits in an attempt to boost oil consumption.”