"A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong."

“The difference between Europe and USA is that in USA they keep the Reds in reservations, and we in parliaments.”

“Socialism destroys everywhere one thing - diversity. Everything is supposed to be best, and as we know, best things are always in shortage. I remind once more that for the socialists "best" is what they consider "best" for us, and not what we like.”

“Socialism is a monster that will die.”

“I've had no sexual education, but I have six children.”

“Fascism is not squads of the SA or the Blackshirts marching on the streets. Fascism is officials, in uniforms ordering what is capitalist supposed to do with "his" factory, and how he should father "his" children and occasionally - how many Jews should be sent to Auschwitz.”

“My principal aim is to destroy socialism.”