"I'm not gay, and I'm not a transvestite."

“Gay unions, what is that about? I haven't been invited to any ceremonies, and I wouldn't go anyway. The idea that gay people have to mimic what obviously doesn't work for straight people any more ... I think is a bit tragic. I am looking forward to gay divorces.”

“Madonna is "a living, breathing cash register.”

“Hello, I'm Boy George, and you are watching RBTV. Come out of the closet, all you students - we want you!”

“Jail's like school but you can't leave.”

“I was pleased because he is the first American rapper to say something positive about gay people. I met his mum, she's lovely.”