"I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone."

"I don't like to discuss my marriage, but I will tell you something which may sound corny but which happens …"

"Truth," it has been said, "is the first casualty of war."

"It is said that life imitates art, and in FPJ's case that was true. He played tough, honest heroes who foug…"

"If thou need money, get it in an honest way—by keeping books, if thou wilt, but not by writing books."

"Truth never yet fell dead in the streets; it has such affinity with the soul of man, the seed however broad…"

"For most gulls, it is not flying that matters, but eating. For this gull, though, it was not eating that ma…"