"The only time I'll wear depend is when I'm 70 years old. That's when I can't hold my shit within so I shit on myself, 'cuz I'm so sick and tired of shittin' on everybody else."

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“Now watch me go retarded, yellow short bus.”

“Back in this bitch but a lot more rich, on my poppa bear shit, need hot porridge.”

“Top peeled back like the skin of a potato.”

“The judge is a bitch,the jury suck dick,I'm a east side Blood and I don't smoke that Crip.”

“You talking baby money, I got yo baby money, kidnap yo bitch, get that how much you love yo lady money.”

“I’m strapped at home, strapped when I travel I pop my trunk and make these bitches spread like cattle.”

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