"The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog."

“But when you're standing at a crossroad, there's a choice you've got to make.”

“We mutually agreed that "we" weren't working out.”

“Simon's obviously very smart. But he's not the smartest person I know.”

“When people think of what it's like to be famous, they think of the Ritz. But I've been in hotels where I will not take my shoes off. I will wear flip-flops in the shower. I've seen more basements of venues than I've seen of the United States. People think, Oh, you travel, you get to see the country. I've seen basements, I've seen concrete, I've seen pillars.”

“It's the wheel of the world - turning around.”

“I want to be inside your heaven.”