"Transcriptions of monlogues by Lord Buckley"

"The one irreducible truth about humanity is diversity."

"It appears that soon after the introduction of bowling-alleys they were productive of very evil consequence…"

"All the higher forms of animal life are aware of at least some of the other species with which they share t…"

"Mondrian? His mind was too subtle. He worked in the light. I work in the darkness.. .Mondrian is the Buddha…"

"The ideas need not be complex. Most ideas that are successful are ludicrously simple. Successful ideas gene…"

"Personally, I don't believe in having expectations, but I can say that, regarding my exterior sculptures, I…"