"Poetry emulates the Cosmos perhaps because the Cosmos itself is the grandest conceivable example of rhythm, rhyme, harmony and concinnity."

"Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judging the singing. Paula Abd…"

"I probably got your mommy strung, niggas hear me and take more notes than Conny Chung, my clan plans to get…"

"When John Lennon sings, "Oh, my love/For the first time in my life/My eyes are wide open" — these songs hav…"

"Measure a man by his actions fully, from the beginning to the end. Don't take a piece out of my life or a s…"

"We would be much better off getting rid of the psychology that is causing so much misery than looking for c…"

"I'm trying to get to bed, and you guys are singing "The Whole World's in my fucking hand." I'd rather you s…"