"Hemp and marijuana should be regulated like onions. No difference. If you can grow onion in your backyard, you can grow hemp or weed in your backyard. If you can grow onions in your farm, your family farm, you can grow help or marijuana in your family farm."

"There's a lot of talk these days about giving children self-esteem. It's not something you can give; it's s…"

"Anne Bancroft and Mel Brooks Marriage Profile"

"The most common term in the New Testament for Jesus Christ is again Lord in the Greek Kyrios; Lord. What do…"

"Well, my mother and I were discussing how my father left when I was nine months old, and then she remarried…"

"Son, suppose you tend to your knitting and I tend to mine."

"It is very fortunate that kings cannot err. Hence their contradictions never perplex us."