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"I think it is a rule that men in business should not be taught other things. Any one will be almost sure to make money who has no other idea in his head. A college education, or intense study of abstr…"

— William Hazlitt

Literature1778–1830

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"The intellect cannot be still unless the body is still also: and the wall between them cannot be demolished without stillness and prayer."

— Marcus Eremita

Religion360–430

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"The man who is all morality and intellect, although he may be good and even great, is, after all, only half a man."

— Thomas Henry Huxley

Science1825–1895

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"To the best of the Plaintiff's knowledge, no pony has ever attacked an American politician—and presumably the Secret Service would be able to intervene, should Mr. Supreme try and find some way to bre…"

— Marc Randazza

Law1969

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