"Essays by Gail Hamilton at Quotidiana.org"

"The unspeakable Turk"

"Unravelling the many mysteries of Bertiespeak Irish Examiner, 2001-08-13"

"They'll stone ya and then they'll say, “good luck"

"There is nothing in the contract that says a football coach has to be sane or a good loser."

"As you can see...I ran out things to say."

"Cut corners and it'll always come back to bite you in the ass." That was one of her sayings."