"I feel like Ashton Kutcher on Punk'd!"

“So after Humpfest 06, it was time to play our rock show.”

“Well what else do you do when you're in jolly old England than go on a search for a teapot?”

“Just when you think that you thought that the guys in Billy Talent partied and did coke and had sex with all these hookers, we actually talk about architecture and, eh...history.”

“Lesson one: If you're ever in a beautiful cathedral, take your hat off!”

“Nothing says inspiration like a plane flying over your head while you're playing.”

“Now there's no *beeping* way in hell I'm gonna go over because I'm a little afraid of animals.”