"You have to believe evidence when you have it in front of you, or else the universe is just too fantastic."

"I say this in order to impress upon you, if you are not already so impressed, that no small matter should d…"

"There can be no too many investigations into the Mamasapano carnage if the end goal is to learn the truth. …"

"The canon of the Sharia and the Church, closely linked with the laws of the bourgeosie, treated women as a …"

"But make no mistake. My counterpart is capable of a great deal of ruthlessness in pursuit of a just cause. …"

"Justin Bieber is just the latest giant leap forward in the pussification of the American male. If he went t…"

"If you write something wrong enough, I'll be glad to make up a new witticism just for you."