"Likely as not, the child you can do the least with will do the most to make you proud."

"“The temple of Chintaman, situated close to Sarash-pur, and built by Sitadas jeweller, was converted into a…"

"It was then that Diana Moon Glampers, the Handicapper General, came into the studio with a double-barreled …"

"Yeah, I graduated with a 4.0… blood alcohol level."

"Dean Swift's rule is as good for women as for men — never to talk above a half minute without pausing, and …"

"No movement calls oppressed for providing money for women from whom they are receiving neither cooking nor …"

"Eminence without merit earns deference without esteem."