"...Jim ‘the Blue Panther’ Rock..."

“C'MON BERNARD! ...DELIVER THE MILK AND GO TO THE NEXT HOUSE!!!”

“Ardiles strokes the ball like it was a part of his anatomy.”

“It's a rip-roarer, an absolutely titanic struggle if that's the right thing to say about a Belfast man... Make sure the rivets are tight and away you go!”

“I bet there's a tear in your eye wherever you're watching this. There's nothing wrong with tears; tears are often shed in joy.”

“And there it is, the international symbol of peace – the pigeon!”

“A modest young lady with her head the same size as it was when she was a child.”