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"When you see a tomcat with his whiskers full of feathers, do not say "Canary!" — he'll take offense."
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"New York doesn't exactly have neighborhoods, the way most cities do. What it has is closer to distinct and separate villages, some of them existing on different continents, some of them existing in di…"
— Donald E. Westlake
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