"I take pride as the king of illiterature."

“I am not well read, but when I do read, I read well.”

“Why in the hell do journalists insist on coming up with a second rate Freudian evaluation on my lyrics when 90% of the time they've transcribed the lyrics incorrectly?”

“I'll be the first to admit that we're the 90's version of Cheap Trick or the Knack but the last to admit that it hasn't been rewarding.”

“If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.”

“Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you”

“Rape is one of the most terrible crimes on earth. And it happens every few minutes.”